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Sculpin Surprise June 25, 2008

Posted by saltcastings in All-purpose, Fishing.
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1 small- to medium-sized sculpin
1 size 8 green/white clouser
1 ripe banana
1 doppio espresso
1 gallon of mojitos, mixed

Eat banana in car on the way to the coffee shop; throw peel in middle of the road.  Pound espresso while flipping radio stations and driving twice the speed limit to Carkeek.  Try not to lose your dad following in the truck behind.  Tie on an olive mini-ceiver, whip water.  Switch to a pink m-c and do same.  Watch osprey dive and catch his own breakfast.  Switch rods to throw popper, give dad green/white clouser.  Observe dad catching scrawny sculpin on last cast while feeling uncomfortably envious that at least he caught a fish.  After work, mix and drink entire gallon of mojitos.  Damned orcas.

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